LAUGHTER IS A NATURAL REMEDY
A census taker in a rural area of Maine went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, 'Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four . ' 'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY time?' The woman answered, ' Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin.'EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CHOICES
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
If another woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some countries a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say – talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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