An Argument For Natural Healing © 2008

LAUGHTER IS A NATURAL REMEDY

RESTAURANTS When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators

PURCHASES A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

GROOMING A man has seven items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, shampoo and a towel... The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man won't be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

MORNING Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, hopes & dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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THIS APPLE THAT WON'T KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY!

*If the people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny.* -- Thomas Jefferson

Thanks to FB & Twitter follower, Sarah Gregory, for this quote contribution.

CONSIDER THE FRAUD, WASTE, AND LIES

Health Bill - passed without voters knowing what was in it

Post Office - a 2% wrong/no delivery rate
Post Office - any other business would be out of business

Head Start - illiteracy and drop-out rates higher than ever

Veterans' Medicine - a socialized nightmare
Veterans' Medicine - general consensus, the worst in the USA

Medicare - more percentage of claims denied than any other

2010 Census - asks illegal questions

2010 Census - some households received no questionnaires

2010 Census - some households received two questionnaires

Cash For Clunkers - administrative costs exceed savings

First-Time Home Buyers - administrative costs exceed savings

IRS - volunteer income tax program (wink, wink)
IRS - illegally sends people to jail for not paying

Prison - rapists/murderers released
Prison - pot smokers & herbalists jailed

Social Security - Ponzi scheme forced on taxpayers

Compact Fluorescent Bulbs - toxic levels of mercury
Vaccines - toxic levels of mercury, aluminum, MSG & other poisons

Income Tax - 48 % of earners don't pay income taxes

Government Housing - promotes multi-generational dependency
Government Housing - concentrated high crime rates & poverty

This is but a short list of government-run failures. For decades, while Americans were busy getting educated, providing for their families and fighting wars, those we entrusted with America's sovereignty, were quietly stealing our freedom and destroying our Republic.

With this in mind, why would we want or trust the same thugs to run our nation's health care?
Politicians have no business being in the health care business!

Politicians - fool me once, shame on you
Politicians - fool me twice, shame on me

[Video Interview] http://lifetoday.tv/qt/2009/11/91127.htm

In her interview, Star Parker discusses how re-distribution of wealth is against Scripture; political promises come between man & God; keeps life-long welfare recipients in slavery; state rules are: Don't work, Don't save, Don't get married. The poor are taught that the rich are selfish & evil, although the most benevolent are found among the rich. Her Website: http://www.urbancure.org/

[HEADS UP! If you tell anyone (especially medical personnel) that you have EVER felt stressed, depressed, worried, tearful, scared, defeated or confused, you risk being prescribed dangerous anti-depressants and then placed on a *do not sell guns to* list.]

Our founding fathers understood the nature of man. In their wisdom, they provided us with a Republic to protect us from incompetence, greed and power-hungry officials.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, USA Vice President

*Only 36, 000 Americans lost their jobs today, which is really good.*

--Harry Reid, Nevada Senate Majority Leader

*My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.*
-- Hank Johnson, Georgia Representative

*I don't worry about the Constituion on this, to be honest.*
--Phil Hare, Illinois Congressman

Recently, a civics teacher called a radio show to discuss *our Democracy.* The radio host suggested that she meant to say *Republic.*

Perhaps a review is called for:

[Video] THE AMERICAN FORM OF GOVERNMENT

http://www.casttv.com/video/btl5ae/types-of-government-republic-vs-democracy-vs-oligarchy-video